In all my travels through time and space, do y’know the one thing I never, ever forget?
Hyper Trousers just aren’t much cop without a pair of braces. Or, to use the transatlantic terminology – suspenders. (Yes, yes I know English readers, it does mean something ruder here in the UK but let’s not get into that, eh?)
So, like I was er… typing... Hyper Trousers NEED suspenders (Stop it!) – especially ones that are bright and match a bow tie which can only make them doubly-cool if you ask me! They’re also most useful at high-profile and posh shindigs where trouser malfunctions are frowned upon.